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Why did my cat just scratch my boob? I was holding him then he scratched my boob? WILL I GET TITTY CANCER? WILL I RAPED UP THE ASSPIPE? IS HE GOING TO LICK MY GRUNDLE? | | Animal behaviours cannot be predicted. Better luck next time. | Strippers and herpes ? ok so me and my friend went to a strip club and he was given a lap dance by the stripper she got his penis hard and licked it but his pants were still on when she did it he also licked a titty could he get genital herpes or oral herpes please let me know he is really freaking out | | You friend deserves to get herpes for messing around with a nasty stripper. If she let him lick her nipple, imagine how many tongues had been on that same nipple that night. She didn't just give him special treatment because she thought he was awesome.. Thats disgusting... | My husband is going to be the best man at his brothers wedding? What is something decent they can do for fun. I told him no nasty strippers. No licking whip cream off of titty's. I stand firm about that. My husband is the type that says he is going to be the good guy but then he ends up getting sooo drunk that he uses that as the excuse for screwing up. So what is something they can do thats special for the bachelor party? Besides X and R rated stuff... | I completely agree with browneyes on this. I don't think you're being controlling at all and I think that women have every right to get a little TOed with men who think that titties in their faces are okay just because someone's getting married in a few weeks. Why is the bachelor/bachelorette party considered your "last day as a single person?" If you're getting married soon, you haven't been single for quite some time, and it's most definitely an issue of respect.
Anyway, now that my rant is over, on to the question.
My fiance doesn't want a strip club bachelor party, either (he thinks they're guyish and stupid). Some ideas that his best man is playing around with include golfing, a casino trip, go on a manly outdoor camping trip or just going to their favorite pub and having some drinks together like old times, play darts, pool, etc. I think what your husband has to think about it what does his brother most enjoy doing that relaxes him and lets him have a fun time with his buddies? To make it extra special, he could make it a surprise party type thing.
I hope that helps. Good luck! | Do you think he is cheating? Regardless, is he worth staying with? I have been with my boyfriend for 5 months. We hit it off right away and progressed very quickly in the relationship, moving in together in month 3 and already bringing up marriage. Since then we have hit some financial stress and have both been working long hours so we have barely been able to see each other and our communication broke down. This lead to him blowing up at me over the finances and he said he was taking a better paying job out of state at the end of this month, which he never told me about. We then had a long talk about everything and I have been making serious efforts to be available to him so we can spend some time together, but this effort has been very one-sided. He does not kiss me when he comes home, when he does talk to me it is just small talk or him venting about work, he does not ask me how my day was, and any meaningful conversation is from me asking him questions and pulling the answers out of him. He has conversations hours long with his family and other friends all day but does not sit down and talk to me like that. He also said that sometimes he will do stuff like make a major decision (out of state job) and not think about anyone else and I have a hard time understanding how he could do something like that without a second thought about me.
Last night I had an opportunity to look at his cell phone and it turned on to a text conversation he had been having with a lady friend who was in the same city as his out of town job offer. He has told me about her before and I have heard their phone conversations, but these text conversations, dating back to May 10, were about sex and having sex. One she sent said I can't wait to see you (when he was arriving in town to handle the job offer business) and then later that afternoon said that she remembered that morning and he had been fantastic. Other texts talked about "titty and face shots" and her licking his nekguyness and I can't wait until I wake up next to you again. I confronted him about them and he immediately became defensive and didn't seem to try to deny anything, just said "oh well then obviously that's what it sounds like so I can't say anything". I pushed the issue and he explained the conversations away by saying that was just the way she talked and that he was probably just getting left over messages from other people she talked to, even though his messages were clearly in response to hers so I don't see how he couldn't have known what he was texting about. He kept telling me that he never did anything with her and that if he were cheating on me then he wouldn't have left the messages in his phone because I look at it and he would just tell me to leave and would not be with me and that if he did not have time to be with me from working so much then how could he have time to be with anyone else? I told him that I would not be angry with him if he did not want to be with me anymore, I just wanted to know what was going on and to not be lied to. I was crying but I never yelled or got upset with him. I am not sure if I believe him or not. On one hand what he says makes sense but then again, why do people stay in relationships and cheat rather than break it off anyway? And the texts were too incident specific and detailed to be some half-assed joking sex talk with a friend. But what I think I am most upset about is that he has yet to apologize to me for his blow up, his lack of effort to keep from breaking down our communication again (which he agreed was the root of the problem), and didn't seem to care that I was so hurt by these texts when he knows I already have trust issues (as does he, from being cheated on several times). We are so much alike and I do believe he is a good person, but I am having trouble getting past these messages. It's kind of like a final straw and I just feel stupid for bothering to trust someone again. I know I love him because I have never felt this way about anyone else, ever. And remembering how he was when we first met keeps me wanting to try, but all these stupid things adding up is making me feel stupid for falling for someone so quickly. And I have no one to talk these things over with because I have no friends and my family is deceased.
Does anyone think this relationship is worth working on or should I just bail before things get worse? | | well, unfortunately its probably not going to get better...hes very obviously talking in an inappropriate way with this other woman and is planning on moving to where she lives, and he kept both of those things from you. even if he hasnt cheated, hes really gone to far. the trust is broken. now youre going to feel the constant need to go through his phone and know where he is and what hes doing. this is only going to drive you two further apart. i know it must be very hard to consider not being with someone you love anymore, especially if you dont have many friends or family, but if he doesnt make a sincere effort to make you feel loved and wanted, then youre going to have to leave and know that everything happens for a reason and youll find someone who can love you AND respect you. | I'm ******* Tired of Double Standards? Ugh it Pisses me off!
I'm a guy and I ******* hate how hypocritical girls can get.
Girls love to ******* take advantage of this.
Story Time:
I was in my algebra class argumenting with two ps3 fanboys
about how xbox or ps3 was better.(I know WTF were in algebra, just deal with me)
This girl comes up and sits next to me commenting "I have an xbox. That peice of ****
broke the first time I turned it on." I responded "Good for you, I wasn't even talking to you." and
turned my head to talk to them. All of a sudden, this ***** jabs me in the face(i don't give a damn
if I was being a smartass or not, and it wasn't because she was a girl). It didn't hurt at all. She kept her fist out like it was smoking after she punched me. I wanted to ******* grab it and jab her in her ******* face an dent it in but I didn't. It's because she knew I wouldn't is why she hit me. Instead I replied " you just made yourself look dumb. You hit me because I made you angry, I got to you, go somewhere guy."
Other dumb girls in my class make comments like "ooo imma stick this guy in the face." and ****.
One time my teacher took me from a group of guys to be seated alone. I said why are you doing this i don't even care about this. Some ***** replied "well we do." I was appauled. I responded "w-woah, last time I checked, I wasn't talking to you." she raises her voice saying "I was telling you!" I said "shut up *****." and she got up, she's like a foot shorter than me and tried to swing at me. I grabbed her arm. The teacher came over trying to stop her. I pushed her back( so gently she didn't fall or even move a step). She ran back yelling don't hit me and slapped me. Other girls were like you shouldn't hit a girl.
To get to the point, girls take advantage of men like they won't so anything. But thy don't understand, if you hit a man. You degraded yourself into being like a man. And I'll hit your *** back idgaf.
Bitches go around giving Titty Twisters to guys and rubbing their nipples and ****, and it's rude if we do it back..
I guess I can't tell you how they act in class.
I'd be talking and they'd say stfu. I look over this ***** is either on her phone, putting make-up on, talking, or listening to music.
Excuse my language and errors within this rant or troll idc.
I just wanted your opinions on double standards..
Also, this is a great way for me to control the anger I had. I'm not violent but
i just hate the girls at my school(besides my girlfriend) dating them is like licking the floor.
I'm not hood or ghetto.
I hate that I have to restate myself so people don't assume I'm typing all mad, smashing keys, that I'm an asshole naturally.
Also I live in Houston Texas, and I'm in highschool, I did not get in any trouble for my conflicts above, both happened in algebra.
Can I get good answers? I spent time writing this for you.(on my iPhone, explains the typos and incorrect wordfixes.) | You need to get your priorities straight. If you think it is important to be discussing nonsense like xbox or ps3 in your algebra class and that bullying girls is OK, then you are a bit off base.
I'm not impressed. This all sounds so guyish and juvenile, and has no place in school. | Crazy cat trying to drink milk from my man boobs? By the way this 100% percent true not trolling. last night after my shower i was laying in bed without a shirt. my cat likes to be petted about that time. well anyways after she settles down she started licking and suckling my nipple. i didn't let her go to far i was afraid she bite my nipple off. growing up she was always on the titty. untill we gave her mom away. after that she was trying to drink from her sister even though she has no milk. so do really think she was try to drink milk. my nipples are small. or do you think she was going to bite it off. | | i dont think its weird i was asleep (naked) one night and woke up to find my 5 month old kitten doing the same thing to me i pushed her away asap cause i thought it was a bit weird myself (by the waymy kitten was weined properly as i got her when she was the right 3 months old)but i spoke to another cat owner and she said sometimes kittens/ cats will try it out cause they remember what it was like when the were babies and nipples are quite close to what its mums looked like i hope this helps | Theres this boy at school... i LIKE HIM ALOT... help??? Well, everyones conviced hes gay... even me, Wich is a good think cuz i want him that way, he always touches me and give me "titty twisters" and flirts with me and hes so romantic, once he came up behind me and put his arms around me in the choking positon then like pretended to lick me or somthing, a girl saw and freaked then he pulled away... hes never like that around girls... just guys and expecially me!!!
wut do u guys think? | | Lol! Titty twisters...how romantic! |
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