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Where Can I Find A Cute Bathing Suit? I'm 12years old and i'm goin 2 blue bayou in a couple of weeks and i wanna get a cute bathing suit. I want the kind with the halter top bikini top and boy shorts that don't show half of my butt cuz i think that's wrong and nasty...so where could i find a cute bathing suit like that in beaumont,texas?? | | target:) | How do i get a decent boyfriend who wont ask to see me nude or pics of my body? there are all these guys textin me to send pics of me nude or my butt or boobs and no matter cute or not i turn them down. either way i go there are no decent guys in beaumont texas. im a little chunky but loosing weight rapidly. im 5 foot tall and 112 lbs. how do i get a cute and nice boy to ask me out? | just flirt
plz answer mine
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I wouldn't be caught dead with a fugging necrophiliac!
Applies to each person as they enter Texas. Learn 'em and remember 'em. East Coast and California-types pay particular attention!
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot!
2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I need to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Hummer. Drive it or get out of the way.
3. They are cattle and oil wells. That's what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-20 and I-10 go east and west, I-35 goes north and south. Pick one!
4. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed! We have quarter-million dollar cotton strippers that we drive 3 weeks a year.
5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.
6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
7. Yeah, we eat catfish and crawdads. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.
8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.
9. We open doors for women. That applies to all women, regardless of age.
10. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham and turkey.
11. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and picante sauce. Oh, yeah...we don't give a damn what you folks in Cincinnati call that crap you eat... It AIN'T REAL CHILI!! Chili was born and bred in San Antonio.... And real chili never met a tomato - OR BEANS!
12. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
13. High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch!
14. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish!
15. Colleges? Try Texas A&M or the University of Texas. They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at passing pickups when they come for the holidays!
16. We have more folks in the Navy, Army, Marines, and Air Force than any other state, so "Don't Mess with Texas." If you do, it will get your butt whooped by the best. Remember we have access to bombers, tanks and helicopters -- and we know how to use them.
17. Always remember what our great governor Sam Houston once said: "Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States can't make it without Texas!"
www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblu… | | ohhh number 17 is such a lie! IL is the most independent state hello we have the industrial side to us plus we have the agricultural you try making it without our corn and bean supply, please e-mail me so i can make a few points to why IL is the greatest state there is lol ♥ | Why is there no place like Texas? I am an American but was born and raised in MIssissippi and other Southern States. I have lived in Texas for 18 years, and the native personalities are bigger than life. You Britons often say that Americans act as if they have too much confidence, but that is not true. Texans are the ones who think big and believe that they can do anything and everything. When I say that there is no place like Texas, I mean their attitudes. They are very outgoing folk. This is why Bush thinks he is next to God and walks like he has a straw stuck up his butt. He is a Texans. He was not born here but have lived here most of his life. I do look at life more positively because I have lived in this State. There are no introrverts in this place. If a Texan is in the building, you will know it. Britons should come and visit and travel the State. They are very prideful here but in a cute way. "Howdy Y'all, yall come back now-you hear!!" | | I know Texans think big,I thought other Britons knew this too but they may not.The Joke is that they have big hats. | That old washed up beefcake boy Chuck Norris wants to be President of Texas. Who thinks he's good enough? scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2009/03/chuck_norris_president_of_texa.php
I think we got plenty more better candidates than this sclerotic old boy who caint even wipe his own butt no more. For starters, how bout Dubya? Rick By God Perry? Cheney has a house somewheres in Texas. How bout old Cheney? Or one of them cute Dixie Chicks? What was I thinkin! Not them Dixie Chicks. | | Chuck Norris isn't fit to scrape the horse manure off your boots, Texas Joe. I think maybe you should be President of Texas, even if you might be a quart or two short a five-gallon hat. | The Poets By The Sea--Part I and Part II? I was clinging to some driftwood
Feeling lost and without hope
Love had tossed me overboard
But did not throw a rope.
I felt a lot like flotsam
As I washed up on a beach
The wreckage from my past
Was laying close, but out of reach.
It seems I’d found an island
I saw huts among the trees
I heard the clack of Underwoods
I struggled to my knees.
I staggered past a bathtub
And stumbled towards a shack
The smell of salt and sweet perfumes...
And then it all went black.
I woke up in a circle
How close-knit, I didn’t know
But the faces peering down at me
Sure had a healthy glow.
The clacking had abated
Replaced by far-off birds
And gentle quiet murmuring
From the group is what I heard.
I was laying on a mattress
In a room of teak and rose
And the smell of scented candles
started tickling my nose.
The next part’s kinda fuzzy
‘Cause I faded in and out
But late that night, round 3 A.M.
I woke...and I cried out..
An angel put her hand on me
Imploring me to rest
She said her name was BG
And “Would I be her guest?”
My head came off the pillow
I said “BG? That’s a corker!
Are you gal who writes those poems
I see in The New Yorker?”
A tiny grin was all I got
By way of a reply
She put a finger to my lips
And I began to cry.
She said, “You’re finally home now.
You’ll love it here, you’ll see
In time you’ll get to know us all
‘The Poets By The Sea’”.
..............Part II...................
Two days I rested on that cot
Beege tending to my needs
She gave me milk from coconut
(and other kindly deeds).
That night I heard a ruckus
From just outside the hut
The sound of laughter filled my ears...
I went to see what’s what.
A wondrous sight was waiting
I cleared my eyes of grit
Many people gathered ‘round
a blazing fire pit.
There was music and some dancing
And the sparks were flying high
A girl strumming a guitar
Looked up and caught my eye.
The group fell strangely silent
As the music ceased to play
And heads began to swivel
Towards this lonely castaway.
I must’ve looked quite silly
As I stood there on the sand
I know I felt quite sheepish
Being naked, understand.
BG took in shocked faces
As she rushed to hide my shame
She threw me an old bathrobe
As she chuckled out my name.
“Cheesy, oh my goodness!
My darlin’ what’cha thinkin’?
Your pants were hangin’ on a hook!”
She said, while she was winkin’.
She led me to the fire
And turned to face the group
Started making introductions
Putting Cheesy in the loop.
“Cheesy , here’s a few folks
I’d like for you to meet
We’ll start right here upon your left
The girl with hair like wheat.”
“She writes like she is ten feet tall
And Texas is her Heaven
But when she’s on her ol’ back porch
She’s known as 5 feet 7.”
“And next to her is Ashley
She looks like royalty
When she’s not longing for her prince
She’s longing for some tea”
“And this ol’ lech is Derrick
He’s smarter ‘an a whip
But when the girls have bath-time
He’s quivering his lip”
“And now we come to CAZ
Her friends will call her Carole
If you tell her that her butt is cute
You’ll have her o’er a barrel.”
“And this young man is JC
If you mess up, he’ll unload
Behind his hut he built himself
A solid-gold commode.”
“And here’s the one named Cassie
I take pleasure in ‘troducing
Her poems have got a quiet knack
For teary eyes producing.”
“And this young lass is Damsy Blues
Quick with wit and pen
If you wish to hear of heartache
You should read her now and then.”
“And here we have a beauty
Please don’t mind her ripped-shirt
A keener mind you’ll never find
Astoria stream of scripture.”
“And this ol’ bird is mother
But we call her ‘Ma’ instead
She holds us all together
While examining your head.”
“And over by that palm tree
Hunkered down and looking nuts
Is a mind that is unsuited
To a life of kissing butts.”
“We call him DaveBukHenry
(if that really is his name)
And he keeps the whole damn lot of us
From going quite insane.”
“But this is just a smattering
It’s just a few, my friend
There’s many more you’ll get to know
If you hold up your own end.”
And there you have it, readers
A tale to you, from me
I’m very happy now among
The Poets By The Sea. | Cheesy took his fishing net
And tossed it high and free
And caught a school of Poets
Who gather near The Sea
He thinks we captured him
But the opposite is true
Cheesy posted poetry
That caught both me and you!
You little rascal! That was an adorable edition to 'Poets by the Sea'! I LOVED IT! Thank you, Cheesy -- so happy for you, so happy for us! | Will His Hair Grow Back?? ? hey. doz dog's hair grow back like it was before you shave them.
my dog had pretty long hair when we decided to shave him. we live in texas, so its so hott and all, we thought it would be better for him if we did. im starting to wish i didnt... lol.
but anyways,do yall think it will grow back. we shaved him all over, and after we was done he only had about 1/2 inch of hair all over. (ex. his cute lttle curly butt and his tair, had to leave that :P)
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thanks yall <3 | | Yes, it will take some time but it will grow back. | Wrote a story. Need ideas to finish? Do you like what I have so far? Chapter 1 ~ Dresses
“Does this dress make my butt look like Texas?” Claudia asked, twirling around in a to-die-for purple dress that fit her curves PERFECTLY. “I think ‘Texas’ is an understatement, my dear. Your butt looks like a flipping elephant on steroids.” Jordyn said jokingly, snickering silently. Claudia threw a box of high heels that matched the dress at Jordyn’s face. “Whoaaa. Mrowr! Cat fight.” Erica said, joining Jordyn in the laughter. Claudia mumbled something unintelligent, even though she knew her two best friends were only joking. “Watch your language!” Jordyn yelled in her face, tauntingly. That split the tension, they all started cracking up, and they ended up on the floor, almost to the point where they were about to wet themselves because they were laughing so hard. “CUT!!!” the director (Zack) screamed. “What did we do wrong NOW?” The three gals said in unison. “Nothing… You were perfect. There was a fly continuously buzzing around Jordyn’s cute little head, and I didn’t want it blocking her face.” Zack said with a wink. “Oh, for the love of God, Zack! Enough with the sweet talk! It’s getting you NO WHERE. I’m not gonna go out with you – not now, not ever. Please get that through your thick, stubborn, fat head.” Jordyn said for the millionth time in the past 4 months.
Maybe I should explain? On Valentine’s Day, Jordyn received a homemade card from Zack, asking her to be his girlfriend, in a crude way. “Hey hot stuff. Wanna hook up? You’re looking mighty fiiineee. I love you, sexy mama.” One of the many reasons that she declined within a heartbeat is because 1. Nobody talks to her that way. 2. She wants someone athletic, smart, funny, romantic, and a gentleman. Not a dumb, fat, couch potato who talks to her like she’s some kind of trophy. She thought she knew him like the back of her hand, but what she didn’t know, was that he was actually a stalker, who slept in her over sized closet every single night… He was even creeping through her window when she was asleep, taking pictures of her in her PJs, and posting them all over the internet saying that she was his girlfriend. Am I creeping you out yet? Hah. I haven’t even gotten to the good part.
Chapter 2 ~ McDonalds
Claudia, Erica, and Jordyn went home from work together, and decided to stop at McDonalds to get sundaes (with extra fudge & peanuts, duh). “Eeeessh! He’s such a creeper! How have you put UP with him for the past 4 months, Jordle?” Erica said, using her nickname for her. “Agreed, Zack is such a freak…” Claudia murmured while sprinkling peanuts on top of her sundae. “I just try to ignore him…” Jordyn said, beginning to stare off into space. Erica and Claudia thought they were having a healthy conversation with her… Until they realized she wasn’t responding to any of their questions. “What are you looking a – ohmydearsweetlord.” Claudia whispered, thinking she recognized his face; she wore an expression that could only be shock. “Huh? What ar– holy crap.” Erica said, as her eyes became the size of the moon. Jordyn’s eyes were glued to the majorly hawt guy that just walked into McDonalds… With his dirty blonde hair that does that amazing flippy thing, GORGEOUS wolf-blue eyes that you could spot from a mile away, a tall (I’m talkin’ 5’11’’), muscular body, and an adorable country accent, he was flawless. He was waiting in line, and the three girls got up at the exact same time to go and talk to him. The guy smiled at them when they walked up to him, and began flirting.
While talking with the mysterious, gorgeous guy, they found out that his name was Colton, he would start going to FMMS after Winter Break, he was Jordyn’s age, he was on both the basketball and football team for their school, he was in band, AND he’s single. Jordyn was beginning to hyperventilate. It seemed like only Jordyn had the nerves to talk to him for more than 30 seconds, because Erica and Claudia were still blinded by his beauty. So they made an excuse to go to the bathroom, and gush about him to themselves. “Hey, uh.. We have to pee.” Claudia said, trying to get away from Colton as fast as possible. “Yeah, like, I’m about to explode.” Erica agreed. “Well, if you gotta go… You gotta go. So go.” Jordyn said, shooing them away. When they were gone, Colton asked Jordyn if she wanted to ride on the back of his motorcycle with him to the movies to see the new 3D horror/thriller. Of course, she said yes. But, being the ditz she is, Jordyn completely forgot about letting her besties know about her taking off with Colton...
Chapter 3 ~ Broken Nose
When Erica and Claudia came out of the bathroom, they were shocked to see that Colton and Jordyn weren’t there. “She is such a total blonde, leaving us like that.” Claudia said, rolling her eyes. “Yeah, she could’ve atleast SAID something…” Erica agreed, crossing her arms. They went outside, to see if they were playing on the Ronald McDonald Play House thing, because knowing Jordyn, she | i love chapter 2, it really shows more detail and conversations that is reallly good.
you made a few spelling and grammer mistakes, which is very small but if you reread it you might find it. | What's wrong with my dog? Ok, so about 5 1/2 years ago I got my two golden retriever dogs. One was the runt, Lucky, and the other was a normal sized golden named Lacey. He looked pretty normal, very healthy, and cute as a puppy (well, all look cute though :P) When he got to about 2 - 2 1/2 years I believe? he still looked fine but his eyes were a little off, where they took a little time to focus (he can see perfectly fine, it's just that he's oblivious to some things) and if you threw a ball right in front of him, it would take him awhile just to realize what was thrown, and he'll go literally gallop to the ball and pounce on it like a cat (without the jumping, of course ha ha). Not really normal for a dog, right? Normal dogs go over to pick it up with their mouths, will he crouches down, with his butt in the air to just pick it up. Cute, I'll admit.
Now, we just moved to Texas about a year ago, and he's 5 1/2. He REALLY looks, sorry to say, a little bit mentally challenged? He has major allergies sense we moved, all dogs have a bump on their heads, but his seemed to have grown a bit sense he turned 4 1/2 and we moved. He walks weird, he growls at me and occaisonally my mom and step dad, he has really bad sors on his stomach and occasionally his neck/legs. They look like hot spots but aren't, we've put medication for hot spots on him but they haven't gone away. His hair isn't growling long and silky anymore, his tail is growing, and it has long fur, but it isn't anything like my girl dogs. He's REALLY fat too, and Lacey is too, but has been loosing weight (from 121 yes I know... HUGE... but now shes 100.) but lucky never seems to. We haven't been giving him any treats that Lacey doesn't get, and we give him the same amount of food as her. He was 125 and now hes 140! Huge, I know. But don't blame us, it has to be something more, I believe. I think this really does have to do with him being the runt. Could it be brain damage? What else can it be? It also takes him forever, absolutely forever to start eating his dinner. We really have to coax him into eating. Being the size he is, it's really surprising to me.
Here's some pictures:
Before: (only have his face :\ Still fat, but looks a lot better.)
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Now:
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Yes. He IS a golden.
And just to show the whole litter wasn't messed up, this is Lacey:
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Sorry for writing so much... ^^; | | WOW! He's a cuties I have a dog that is"special" we've taken him to the vet and well we don't treat him any differently we don't pick him up because he wont let us due to the fact that he fall of the bed at a very young age and grew a ball in his neck and screams when you touch it he is on meds for that, but other then that he's a cutie! he will be 12 years old in dec. He is still alive and he does have the same eyes as you dog, kind of the same characteristics, but if he doesn't think that anything is wrong with him, why let him know, he's very playful he doesn't eat much but he's fat I thinks it's because of low metabolism! But other then that your dog should be fine, usless he shows signs of pain then you should take him in! other then that your good, I mean he's gone this long, and for the allergies just make sure you clean his nose often or keep him inside when you are doing yard work, my other dog was allergic to grass! | I would like to ask the Americans, if this is true? Someone sent this to me and I just wanted to if it was true, as I have no Idea if it is as I am not American, please nice answers only.
Rules For Entering Texas
Rules For Entering Texas These apply to every person as they enter Texas. Learn 'em & 'member 'em. East Coast and California-types should pay particular attention! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road," I drive a pickup truck because I need to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get the hell out of the way. 3. Those are cattle & oil wells. That's what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. You don't like it? I-20 And I-10 go east and west, I-35 goes north and south. Pick one and go. 4. So you have a $60,000 dollar car. We're impressed. We have quarter-million dollar cotton strippers that we drive 3 weeks a year. 5. So what if every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 7. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawdads. You really want sushi &caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop. 8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November. 9. We open doors for women. That applies to everyone, regardless of age. 10. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order a steak. Or order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham &turkey. 11. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper and green chili. Oh, yeah .... We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat... It AIN'T REAL CHILI!! Chili was born and bred in San Antonio....and real chili never met a tomato! 12. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck and have pretty long hair. 13. High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch. 14. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish. 15. Colleges? Try Texas A&M. They come outta there with an education, plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at passing pickups when they come home for the holidays.16. We have more folks in the Navy, Army, Marines and Air Force than any other state, so "Don't Mess with Texas." If you do, you will get your butt whipped by the best. 17. Always remember what our great governor Sam Houston once said: "Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States can't make it without Texas." 18. By the way, the boys that captured So-Damn Insane (Hussein) were from...Yep! You guessed it~~"The Great State of Texas." | That attitude is common in parts of Oklahoma too. People in Texas are proud of their oil and ranches.
I heard Craig Ferguson say one night on his show that he figured out why Texans are so polite, and that it is because people are allowed to carry guns. He had a good point. |
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